Last night we went out on the sun porch. The other idiots didn't realize we were invited but as soon as the door opened I ran out there and hid so they couldn't make me go back in the house. I love the porch. This is where they keep the boxes with the packing popcorn that I like to play with. I get up on the box and weasle my way in to pick out one piece at a time. I don't like when the Chip Man goes outside the big mostly glass door and puts his fingers in the mail slot. This is always scary because where do those fingers come from? Stupid Kaze has no fear. She's going to get eaten by a wild creature one of these days.

Since I'm about to turn 1 year old (September 8th) I've been reflecting on the past year and trying to figure out the rest of my life plan. I still want to grow bigger. Its not fair that Chase is a giant and Kaze is a tall freak. I still look like a kitten and I want to look bigger! I'm about 8 lbs. but they keep calling me their eternal kitten.

Oooh...did you hear?? We are getting a kitty stroller! I'm so excited!