10.18.2007

GIVE AWAYS:

2 Useless Humans, one tall male and one short female, can not be separated. The female is mildly useful in feeding/litterbox cleaning/playing. The male is well versed in playing and treat giving. Have outlived their use here. Suitable for kittens/adolescent cats to train for their own. Willing and kind, sadly, outgrown.


As much as my humans would like to think they are perfect I think I've just outgrown them. I think I'm old enough to take care of myself and as long as Chase is around I should be well protected. Well, the humans were talking about how much I don't like them and it got me thinking...they are right! I don't need humans in my life except to serve my needs. I can hire some better trained humans I think.

20 comments:

The Meezers said...

i hear monkeys are more trainable. and they do cool tricks. - Miles

Cheysuli said...

I think Miles is right. Perhaps we would do better to look for trained monkeys. I have yet to hear of any really well trained humans.

Pyewacket said...

I know! I know! Just cause She is sick and off work, she has put me in to sleep with the big boy two nights in a row! I've been BOOTED!
I got Her back this morning, I didn't come when she called me and I hid. She looked under beds and behind curtain but I was hiding on the back of the couch in the sun.

Ramses said...

Just remember it's only fair and responsible to have them visit the vets first to get them spayed or neutered, after all there are more humans than cats in the World! ;) You just can't go giving 'em away unless they're fixed or you'll have problems... ;)

Parker said...

Do they have all of their shots?

Earl Grey said...

heh heh

Caesar and Princess said...

Sammy and Miles have the right idea.
We only keep our humans because they did buy this huge house for us to romp around in. But now that they are empty nesters (or soon to be with Blizz in kollig) if they downsize, we might be looking for a better situation as well. OUr beans are getting sort of old and forgetful.

headbutts, Caesar

Junior said...

Awwww Latte....you love them....you just have a hard time showing it. Although I wouldn't mind trading mine in for a more well trained model.

meep said...

I really like your style Latte! It sounds like you are a furry responsible human owner.

Thanks so much for listing me on the Simply Siamese page - that's way cool!

Twizz the Meezer

Captain Jack and Dante said...

We have often thought of giving our humans away too....but we cannot open the Pounce jar alone. Is a monkey the answer??

Tamra Maew said...

Oh is this why you are worried that a kitten will be brought into your home?

Purrrs,
Tamra

Daisy said...

But Latte, they are your mom and dad! I know you really love them. You just might not show it all the time.

Henry Helton said...

I agree with Daisy, but you know, if they aren't doing their job, maybe they should be fired!

Angus said...

Maybe they need to be rehabilitated or sent to a special school for remedial training...or maybe they just need love.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

ahahaa Oh Latte I hear you brother! It is a sad fact that us siamese are so clever and refined, we quickly outgrow our humans. Of course, the humans will be shocked, dismayed, confused but this is all par for the course. i am sure they will settle in in their new home. Bring on the new slaves! mwa hahaha x

Black Cat said...

You love them really, go on, you know you do...:) xxx

The Furry Fighter said...

be vareful though latte..you could end upw ith a pair that are even worse!

my meowmie said that she did not mean to be mean bout horses...she is a city girl and if it hasn't got wheels then city people get scared! :) the only people in london with horses are the police and the rich! hehe, she can be silly eh?

Kavan said...

But remember what they say, humans are for life!

Thanks for the purrs, I'm home now. The V-E-T didn't find the feather, so we are assuming it passed "naturally" and maybe something that was on it gave me an upset tummy. But I came home with some yuccky medicine because of it!

Kavan

Derby said...

I don't think I can get the green papers to pay for the place I live in. I think I need to keep mum around for paying for the house.

Scout said...

I;ve thought about that as well; however, I can not get ice cubies for my water bowl and who would scoop the poop?