2 Useless Humans, one tall male and one short female, can not be separated. The female is mildly useful in feeding/litterbox cleaning/playing. The male is well versed in playing and treat giving. Have outlived their use here. Suitable for kittens/adolescent cats to train for their own. Willing and kind, sadly, outgrown.
As much as my humans would like to think they are perfect I think I've just outgrown them. I think I'm old enough to take care of myself and as long as Chase is around I should be well protected. Well, the humans were talking about how much I don't like them and it got me thinking...they are right! I don't need humans in my life except to serve my needs. I can hire some better trained humans I think.