Midnight- Meowmy gets into bed and I leap up there and watch to make sure she gets settled in. Then I get down and alert Kaze it is snuggle time.
12:10am- Kaze jumps up and expects her snuggle spot is pre-warmed and ready for her. If the covers are not lifted she digs at them until they are.
12:11am- Now that Kaze is under the covers all is set for me to have a comfy spot. I walk over Meowmy and settle in as a meezer ball on top of Kaze. She hates this.
12:14am- Kaze moves 6" to the left so I can now squeeze between her and Meowmy hehe.
12:32am- Meowmy is fast asleep. OK, I guess if Kaze ever stops purring I could sleep too.
1:06am- Freaking Kaze!!! I'll just have to go on the other side of Meowmy. She' lumpy enough that she's a good sound barrier. Much better!!
1:43am- Chip Man comes in to get into bed. He sighs that I am in his spot but realizes if he disturbs me one of two things (or both) will happen. 1- Meowmy will wake from her sleep, glare at him, and tell him to leave the Sugar Bear alone. or 2- I will have to get up and start annoying him. More of that to come.
3:07am- Wake up bored. Stare at the clock ceiling. Note Chase and Kaze are suck-up wusses and plan on sleeping through the whole night in their same spots. Eh, if it were summer I'd get up but my spot between the humans is really warm and they aren't annoying me too much.
5:18am- Bored again!! If I wasn't so cold I could be having MUCH more fun. Sigh...maybe if I could just turn the heater on...nah.
6:32am- That's it. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! I walk across them a bit until I can tell that one more paw is going to get me launched from the room. I'll go snuggle in a pile of clothes for a bit.
7:41am- What the? They are back? But the roof has been done for a week! What do you mean they have to put the gutters up. Oh yeah, that is where the birdies make their nests. I guess that's valuable.
7:43am- I'm not even going to be nice today. I'm starting out highly annoying. Lets see....oh yeah, the box spring chewing session! That always wakes them up. Gnaw...gnaw...ripping noise...gnaw. I know she's awake, why isn't she yelling at me?
7:45am- New tactic, tissue paper walking. I mash it up with my paws and it crinkles. Again...not working. Hmm....
7:47am- Night stand whapping!! Always on the Chip Man's side. He has interesting stuff there.
7:49am- I guess I can try to walk over them again. Ah! Loud roofers and they still aren't awake??
7:51am- Blaring noisebox noise. Meowmy rolls over and shuts it off for 8 minutes. Maybe now is a good time to get a final snuggle.
7:55am- Kaze the purrminator starts up and pokes her head from under the covers. Suck up. I just nestle next to Meowmy's other side and blink at her. The key here is if she thinks you're cute all of the annoying stuff you did before is forgotten.
7:59am- My charms have worked and now she's petting me and I'm purring softly. Ah...human slave, job well done!
8:01am- Dang that blarey noise box! This time the whole pile is disrupted as Meowmy gets out of bed ducking to the shades so the roofer men don't see her in her nightgown.
8:04am- Help Meowmy pick out her outfit, I'm very good at this. I like to sniff out shoes and her nylons every morning while begging for a zoom groom. I usually at least get a back scratch.
8:11am- After the human litterbox routine (and they think we're quirky!) I run down the steps ahead of her- tail curled. At the bottom on the landing I turn around and scratch at the bottom step and stare right in her eyes. Before she says anything I leap off the landing and head into the kitchen.
8:17am- Why on earth does Kaze get stinky goodness and I just get to lick the spoon? Sigh...I'll just have some fresh crunchies after my litterbox trip.
8:19am- Kaze meezes. I meeze my displeasure for not being fed stinky goodness. Meowmy pushes me away from the food bowl so Kaze can finish.
8:27am- Off go the humans. Time to cause the real trouble!!