11.06.2007

Trouble Tuesday



Meowmy is in T R O U B L E. I'm done being Mr. Nice Meezer, the bitey is coming out. I have a list of demands and she WILL obey me. Or I'm shipping her out to Yao-lin for training.

1. You WILL feed me wet food, not just Kaze. If you do not, I am taking her food.

2. You WILL UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES slack on Meezer Monday on Simply Siamese again. Ever. I don't care that you were "stuck in a doctor's office all morning" or that you had "work" to do at work, this is my most important day of the week and you make me look bad when you do not help me. There will be bities. Big ones.

3. EXCUSE ME. I mean, not helping me with Meezer Monday is bad, but not letting me visit my friends yesterday? So wrong. So. Very. Wrong.

I am witholding ALL snuggling until these three things are rectified. I will snuggle with everyone but you. I will purr until you come near and then I will stop. I will even get Kaze to not snuggle with you. I know you think that is impossible but she's just as mad about not visiting friends.


To my friends, I am VERY sorry for my Meowmy' slacking performance. She'll be better OR ELSE.

22 comments:

Cheysuli said...

You may come to live with me. That will teach. She'll wake up and we can plant Gemini in your place! HA! Serves them both right...although she is fun to pick on...

Dragonheart said...

I think your demands are totally reasonable. You may have problems getting Kaze to stop snuggling though. I wouldn't be able to stop, and Kaze is as much as snuggle-bug as I am!

Black Cat said...

Why don't you say what you REALLY feel dear Latte, hahaha! Humans do have to earn green papers you know. If they didn't they wouldn't be able to pay for any food for you, dry or wet, so cut your Meowmy some slack:) xxx

Tamra Maew said...

I fully encourage any excuse to give the bitey so I think my views are biased in the matter. I have mastered one new thing lately which could help you, its called "pretend wanting to snuggle" then SNAP! Turn around and give the bitey like never before!

Good luck,
Tamra

Queen Snickers said...

I'm impressed with your demands and follow through. Maybe I shouldn't have let my momma off the hook so easy for last weeks lack of blogging and visiting.

Junior said...

Wow! You are VERY upset with your Meowmy! But I bet you still love her!

Daisy said...

I agree with Tamra. This is definitely a case that needs the Bitey.

Tybalt said...

I am certain that your meowmy will shape up and meet your demands! After all, no one can withstand the infamous "cold shoulder" treatment from a meezer! What are our mommies without our purring and snuggles? Hang in there, Latte!

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Those are good demands Latte. Mommy's must be kept in line. If she does not follow your orders, wake her up by pouring cold milk on her like Jack did yesterday to our Mommy. Sometimes tough love is needed in these situations!

Annie Mosaic Cat said...

Latte, I have the answer to your angst!
Tattle Tail Tuesday.
Save up a bunch of really humiliating secrets to share about your Mommy and then post them, with photos that prove her shamefulness, with me, next Tuesday!

The Meezers said...

Latte, you is absolutely right. slacking mommies deserve no purrs.

jenianddean said...

Sorry Meowmy...but Latte does make some very good points. I think you have to get the bites. Sorry.

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Oh Latte you are brilliant. Even if the list doesn't do it, those beautiful blues really should you know. I really do hope that your human obeys but of course she would be welcome here anytime. I think she may need an intensive course of training. Hmm. I have preparatory work to do!

haha xx

Caesar and Princess said...

Latte good luck.
It must be a virus going around!
Our mommie has been totally unhelpful and we are completely sick of it!

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Daddy, I'm with you!!

~Casey

Hmmm....we've never considered doing the bitey on anything except catnip mice.

But we agree, it's so wrong for your mommy not to let you visit your kitty furriends. Nothing is more important than us!

~Donny and Marie

Mickey said...

Ber that scared yer Mom!! heck,it scared me,hahaha!!

Derby said...

Your mum must get her priorities in order.

Parker said...

HooBoy, you mean business!

Henry Helton said...

Them damn beans! I can't take it anymore. My Lady didn't let me blog at all last week. I didn't get to visit any of my friends!!! For a whole week! Ahhhhhh, this has made me mad all over again.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We'z gonna hafta put our paws down wif our mom too. She used to let us visit effuryone in da morning...now here it is dark and we are just now getting to visit. Oh, and she left for a squillion hours this morning. She's suppose to be here all day wif us!

Sultanfus and Guy said...

I don't know what is with these humans. Us kitties, we have to do everything.

The Fluffy Tribe said...

thats the way to lay down the pawlaw Latte ~THe FLuffy Tribe