Meowmy is in T R O U B L E. I'm done being Mr. Nice Meezer, the bitey is coming out. I have a list of demands and she WILL obey me. Or I'm shipping her out to Yao-lin for training.
1. You WILL feed me wet food, not just Kaze. If you do not, I am taking her food.
2. You WILL UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES slack on Meezer Monday on Simply Siamese again. Ever. I don't care that you were "stuck in a doctor's office all morning" or that you had "work" to do at work, this is my most important day of the week and you make me look bad when you do not help me. There will be bities. Big ones.
3. EXCUSE ME. I mean, not helping me with Meezer Monday is bad, but not letting me visit my friends yesterday? So wrong. So. Very. Wrong.
I am witholding ALL snuggling until these three things are rectified. I will snuggle with everyone but you. I will purr until you come near and then I will stop. I will even get Kaze to not snuggle with you. I know you think that is impossible but she's just as mad about not visiting friends.
To my friends, I am VERY sorry for my Meowmy' slacking performance. She'll be better OR ELSE.