12.13.2007

The Chip Man is no more.



I know you have all known the man in my house as the Chip Man but I can not call him that name any longer. I will now call him the Toy Man because he likes to play with me. I shall tell you the tale of how this has come to be.

One day this week when the Toy Man came home from work to see Meowmy at lunch he brought some chips. Thinking how much I love potato chips (hence why I called him the Chip Man) he decided to give me one. He picked a nice meezer-sized-morsel and came over to me placing the tidbit upon the carpet.

I sniffed. I sniffed so close that my nose touched the item which made me lick my nose. Oh the horror! I gagged! I gagged as hard as Meowmy on Sunday. My mouth was wide and my little body convulsed. I was repulsed by this chip. I looked up at the Toy Man horrified that he would try to poison me. You know what he did? He fell back on the couch and laughed so hard he almost choked. And laughed. And laughed.

So he is no longer the Chip Man. He is the Toy Man.

21 comments:

Derby said...

Was it a funny flavor of chip that you wouldn't like? Pepper chips or something weird?

michico*Adan said...

Well... better eat tempatation for sure~!!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Latte, he can become MY chip man because I really like chips. My mom gave me some tonight. Crunch, crunch, crunch, yum!

~Jake

Riley & Tiki said...

Were they evil spicy potato chips?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

He laughed after trying to poison you? I am appalled!!!!

Team Tabby said...

Oh, I would eat all the chips I could get. Last night mom even shared a couple of 'multigrain'(huh?) chips with me.

Moe

Ramses said...

Latte I'z gotta ask or Isis says she won't shut up about it all day... Is a Toy Man anything like a toyboy and if so she finks she might like one of those when she's a little older! Honestly I'z plannin on having serious words with my 'sis about being such a flirty girl, but every time I try to she starts cleaning me and insisting we'z play Momma cat and ickle baby kitten... It's so undignified, but at least I get some peace once she's played for a bit! ;)

Purrs,
Ramses

The Furry Kids said...

Did he really try to poison you?! And then he laughed at you? This is very upsetting. I think we should have a moment of silence.

EG

China Cat said...

Oh my goodness, what type of chip did the Toy Man try to give to you? My Big Janitor likes to eat chips with really hot jalepeno or sea salt & black pepper chips. Willow and I will not touch those!

The Toy Man shouldn't laugh at you, anyway.

Purrrrrrs, China Cat

The Meezers said...

was they jalapeno chips? because they're nasty

latte, to answer your whapping question - the most annoying thing to whap is the thing that will make your beans' heads explode from yelling at you to stop it. The more they yell, the more the more fun the whap. - Sammy

Junior said...

The Toy Man sounds like a lot more fun than the Chip Man anyway. I like to lick french fries....I guess I could call Meowm the Fry Lady.

jenianddean said...

I'm sorry the Chip, I mean, Toy Man has ruined chips for you. Were they salt and vinegar? I bet those would be yucky!

Glad your mom is up and moving. Watch your tails!!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Queen Snickers or Empress said...

How awful! Beans can really ruin purfectly good chips by putting nasty flavors on them like YUCK Scream'n Pickle! Sorry you lost your Chip Man but a Toy Man sound fun too.~Queen Snickers

Daisy said...

I never knew that was how the Chip Man got that name! I like chips. You must have gotten a rotten one.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Did he bring you the wrong kind of chips?

Tybalt said...

THE HORROR!!!!!!!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Did he put vinegar on your chip? I like the Toy Man name better anyways!

Angus said...

I'm sure he didn't intend to poison you...it was just an accident. But he is a great Toy Man, isn't he?

Pet's are 4 Life said...

we has to know...why woulds he do that??? BAD CHIP MAN!! :p

Skeeter And LC said...

Toys are MUCH better than chips!

Boy said...

I know! He gave you salt and vinegar chips? I sniffed mine Mummy's salt and vinegar chips once and...oh man....