4.30.2008

The Zoom Groom routine

I really enjoy snuggling with my Meowmy at night and purring while she scritches my face and whisker humps.  Of course I'll only give her this treat if she gives me a really good Zoom Groom before bed.  I have to wait for her outside the human litterbox door after she gets all wet and smell-less.  (Side note- what is it with humans and not wanting to smell?  Makes no sense at all to me)

Then I romp down the hall to the sleeping room door which is closed because I Kaze steal silk flowers and tags from the trash can.  So I yell at the door and look her straight in the eye.  then she torments me with the "Latte!!  Meeze-meeze Laaahhhhtay!" thing that she thinks I like to hear.  So I amuse her and meeze.  And again she makes me because she likes cat torture.  

Once the door opens I run inside over to the grooming zone and have to meeze at least 5 times before she'll brush me.  She's so mean.  Then she brushes me while I drag myself by my front paws all over the room.  I purr nice and loud to keep her lazy human hands moving.  

When she's done I may reward her with some snuggling in the middle of the night.  Maybe.  But only if I can annoy Kaze by lying on her head at the same time.

13 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

WHAT NO PHOTO? LATTE!!!!

I think it is rude that she makes you do so much meezing. You know my leg was nearly wounded today by Georgia.

Camie's Kitties said...

Wow Latte - that is quite the routine that you have to go thru just to get someone to zoom groom you.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Ramses said...

I think they get all smell-less 'cause they like us marking them over and over again with our possessive smells! :) I make sure My Mummy never goes out of the house without every cat around knowing that she's mine, mine, all mine! ;)

The Meezers said...

that is just pure evil cat torchur to make you perform before you get zoom groomed. sheesh.

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

You need to work on training your human better. We think that is just too much to have to do to be groomed. Not fair! But hte bitey on her we say!!!

Junior said...

I do the same "pull myself along the carpet", but I do it sometimes when Meowm pets me. If I get zoom groomed or brushed I just lay there and enjoy it for a few minutes. Then I put the bitey on the brush/zoom groom. But my Meowm doesn't make me work for getting brushed....you shouldn't have to work for it either.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

We think that is humiliating, Latte. Do not stand for it. You must withhold Meezes.

PB & J said...

Well, except for her making you meeze, it sounds like you've got her well trained!

Derby said...

What a routine you have. Mum has to track me down to zoom me!

Willow said...

I have the zoom groom too but I don't know how to meeze! Of course, you are an expert meezer!

Purrrrrrrs, Willow

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

that is a great routine! except the torturous Meezing she does to you, and makes you do...
You shouldn't have to Meeze for the Zoom Groom!

Sunny's Mommy said...

That is a terrific routine you have with your Meowmy :-)

Mr. Echo said...

Extorshun! Brushing the meezer is its own reward. But to want meezes too? But I know how hard it is to resist the brush. I feel for ya dood.