The Zoom Groom routine

I really enjoy snuggling with my Meowmy at night and purring while she scritches my face and whisker humps.  Of course I'll only give her this treat if she gives me a really good Zoom Groom before bed.  I have to wait for her outside the human litterbox door after she gets all wet and smell-less.  (Side note- what is it with humans and not wanting to smell?  Makes no sense at all to me)

Then I romp down the hall to the sleeping room door which is closed because I Kaze steal silk flowers and tags from the trash can.  So I yell at the door and look her straight in the eye.  then she torments me with the "Latte!!  Meeze-meeze Laaahhhhtay!" thing that she thinks I like to hear.  So I amuse her and meeze.  And again she makes me because she likes cat torture.  

Once the door opens I run inside over to the grooming zone and have to meeze at least 5 times before she'll brush me.  She's so mean.  Then she brushes me while I drag myself by my front paws all over the room.  I purr nice and loud to keep her lazy human hands moving.  

When she's done I may reward her with some snuggling in the middle of the night.  Maybe.  But only if I can annoy Kaze by lying on her head at the same time.

Meezer Rules Wednesday

Monopolize all play time and toys.  This serves two purposes.  First of all you'll have fun.  Secondly, you'll make your sisfur mad and then she will scream and cry all day long and annoy the humans to play.  Its a great circle that you can't ever be blamed for!

More fun with human issues

Well just as my Meowmy was getting happier something bad happened at work.  Yes, even I consider it bad because it has to do with her Internet at the office.  The IT genius at work is my Toy Man.  Well the wall-of-fire wanted to be mean yesterday so he went in to check on it.  Do you know what he found???  A STINK BUG got sucked into the intake and blew its insides all over the inside of the wall-of-fire.  This brought down the website, e-mail, and Internet to the office.  He then had to play hunter and find every single bug bit and wash the computer boards with rubbing alcohol.  He was able to get it limping along with one cooling fan down so hopefully the Internet will be up tomorrow.  If not, please understand our lack of visiting.

I wish I could have helped hunt with him.  I would have eaten all of the bits!  He spent all day and all night with the wall-of-fire so it should feel special.  So should the rest of the employees who can't thank him as well as Meowmy can.  

Meezer Monday

Well my weekend didn't start out so hot.  Meowmy came home on Friday night hysterically crying for no reason.  We all kind of hovered around her while she cried but no one had any idea how to make her happier.  She didn't either apparently.  So all day Saturday Meowmy pretty much slept....and slept....and slept some more.  Well I have to tell you, it was snuggle heaven!  I could always go find her and get nice and warm and cozy.  Kaze was there most of the time but even being alone with my Meowmy was wonderful.  Apparently just what the doctor ordered too because on Sunday she was up and about again doing all sorts of house work.  I need to find a way to make her cry a lot more often.  I like snuggling with her all day long!!

Happy Weekend Time!!!

I am just so thrilled its the weekend! Weekends mean laundry and I really enjoying playing in warm laundry. Meowmy doesn't love this so much.

The other morning I was window hunting and my humans laughed at me because I was doing my best death call. They said it sounded like a squeak toy vibrating.

Update: This is my 500th post!!

Happy Birthday Tall Man!

Do you think the Awesome Man will like all of these gifts?  If not I'm going to eat them all!!!! In fact do you think he'd mind if I just tried a few?  I'll just sample them!

Meezer Rules Wednesday

After spending a night partying hard by hitting the nip, treats, playing thundering herd of elephants, as well as whap the stuff on the night stand its best to avoid pictures.  They are rarely flattering- even for a cute little meezer like me.