8.16.2006

Stupid Chip Man. He keeps selling me out and sending me out of the bedroom at night. Last night I was making a nice nest out of meowmy's hair while trying to find that sweet spot between her face and Kaze. Well, I had JUST found it when I accidentally woke meowmy up. Not my fault, she should sleep deeper, and with Kaze purring in her ear I don't know how she hears anything else. Chip Man banished the kittens from the room. You know, the people get all wriggly and move the covers around when I'm already in bed, why can't they extend the same courtesy to me?

Last night they had a friend over for eating. He always brings tasty morsels of meat but never gives us any of them. Last night he brought chicken. It smelled sooooo good! No one gave me any though!!! So after meowmy did the dishes she was trying to touch me (no way!), I turned around, sniffed her hand, smelled the chicken and BIT her. Not hard, just enough to let her know I knew she had chicken and didn't give me any. And to top it all off Kaze is getting stinky goodness again because she's on medicine. I don't care, I want the stinky goodness with or without medicine. I'm wiley, whenever she turns around I dive into the bowl and push Kaze out. Hehehehe......

9 comments:

The Meezers said...

oh, that's so not fair that Kaze gets stinky goodness and not you. We don't get many crunchies 'acause The One Who Came Before (Ralphie) gotted diabetes from eating too many crunchies. The v-e-t said there were too many car-bo-hi-drates in the crunchies and they were not healthy for kitties. Plus, grampa norton hadded a peeing and pooping (he couldn't do eifer)problem from them. So now we gets mostly stinky goodness. Mommy only gives us crunchies when Sammy begs for them.

DEBRA said...

You must demand stinky goodness it's unfair that Kaze is getting it and you're not. I would put the bitey on my Momma if she didn't give me stinky goodness.

*ABBY

Gemini said...

Cheysuli says that Meezers should always hold out for canned food. She does...

Latte said...

See, if were up to meowmy we would all get stinky goodness. The Chip Man is the mean one....he doesn't like the way it makes the house smell.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

you poor fing! well, Stinky Goodness prolly does make the house smell bad - IF YA OPENS A WHOLE BUNCHA CANS AN LEAFS 'EM IN EFFURRY ROOM! all you're asking is one little can in one little room an you're gonna eat it all up really fast anyway. he needs ta be more unnerstandin of yur needs an learn ta com-pro-mize on account of he loves you. he does love you, doesn't he?

Latte said...

Oh good idea! I should give him the deprived kitten look, maybe then he'll feel bad enough. Or if I let him pet me or pick me up...
Meowmy always gives me a spoonful (without the medicine) and then she puts the can in the trash outside so he doesn't have to smell it. He has an odd extra senstive sense of smell....meowmy is always making fun of him.

Junior said...

Is the Chip Man part meezer? Just wondering cause not all beans have that good of sense of smell..

Rascal said...

Hoo,hoo! Good for you Latte! Your meowmy should know better than to insult you by not handing over the goods.

Maobert Nichols said...

I can simpathize with gitting kikked out of the peeple bedroom at nite becuz SOMEBUDDY is too stoopid to know how to behave rite in the peeple bed. Mr Tasty Face does the same thing as the Chip Man. Even tho the wite rat is the one hooz being too rambunkshus, I git throne owt too becuz he feels that sumone (that'd be ME) needs to keep the wite rat cumpunny at nite. So I don't git to sleep in the food lady's armpit much any more.