9.28.2006

I'm going to send Skeezix our horsie for a while. She's really good at scaring vishus deer away so I think he needs her more than we do. Meowmy's been mad at her anyway since she's been acting like a "chestnutthoroughbredmare" (yes, all one word and I think it MAY be a word to add to Skeezix's bad word list). She won't be missed. She's a really well trained deer repeller so I think you should have no problems getting her to work. She likes grass and apples and carrots and coffee (any food product will do) so as long as you reward her well she'll keep the deer away.

After Skeezix is done with her I'm going to loan her out to any other kitties who need to get rid of the vishus deer. I don't think the cute man with the brown shorts can deliver her so expect a really big truck with lots of hay coming out the sides.

Here's Snap's picture. Her biggest accomplishment against deer is when she and Meowmy were out on the trail alone and they came across a GIGANTIC vishus deer with HUGE horns. He tried to scare Snap but she just puffed herself up and stood her ground. The big mean deer got scared and ran away. I think these are good enough crednetials. Oh, and she snaps at anything that moves. She bites the air a lot and pins her ears back. This is part of the "chestnutthoroughbredmare" behavior.

9 comments:

Gemini said...

OH what a big horse you have! No wonder the vischious deer don't attack.

Merlin said...

Oh, that's a big horsie! My mommy really likes horsies, but she's only been on one like one time.

I think it's very kind of you to offer your horsie for protection from the vishus deer.

Sir Sidney and Emperor Nero said...

She is a very pretty horsie. Mum says chestnut mares have hot heads. I dont know what that means but it sounds interesting. Bet your horsie protects you from all sorts of things.

Catzee said...

Well, alls we got to gid rid of is bugs. But thats my job to get em so I guess we don't need a horsie here.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Wow, Latte, yoo are the bestest frend EVER! I'll take reeely good care of Snap and feed her lots of carrets and koffey. We have lots of horsies that go by on the forest trale below owr bak yard, so she'll have lots horsie frends to keep her company.

I bet she werks a lot better than Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellunt!

Latte said...

Skeez, I bet if you spray her with the vishus deer repellent (instead of fly spray) I bet she'd irradicate the deer from the whole area! Maybe I need to talk to Mao & Rocky about a business deal.....

Junior said...

Wow! What a great protector! We coulda used Snaps help where we used to live. We had deers all over the place there.

Chaotic Cat said...

Oh wow your Hummie has a pretty horsi, I like her lots, she is so shiney ... My Hummy used to have a "chestnutthoughroughbredmare" and she also says it all as one word.

Hope she helps Skeezix out with his vishus deer problem ... Hummy says all her horses are good for is scaring away the vishus sheep.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

she sounds way vishus herownself. yikes!