I'm going to send Skeezix our horsie for a while. She's really good at scaring vishus deer away so I think he needs her more than we do. Meowmy's been mad at her anyway since she's been acting like a "chestnutthoroughbredmare" (yes, all one word and I think it MAY be a word to add to Skeezix's bad word list). She won't be missed. She's a really well trained deer repeller so I think you should have no problems getting her to work. She likes grass and apples and carrots and coffee (any food product will do) so as long as you reward her well she'll keep the deer away.

After Skeezix is done with her I'm going to loan her out to any other kitties who need to get rid of the vishus deer. I don't think the cute man with the brown shorts can deliver her so expect a really big truck with lots of hay coming out the sides.

Here's Snap's picture. Her biggest accomplishment against deer is when she and Meowmy were out on the trail alone and they came across a GIGANTIC vishus deer with HUGE horns. He tried to scare Snap but she just puffed herself up and stood her ground. The big mean deer got scared and ran away. I think these are good enough crednetials. Oh, and she snaps at anything that moves. She bites the air a lot and pins her ears back. This is part of the "chestnutthoroughbredmare" behavior.