1.02.2007

Cheysuli's Resolutions
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My dearest darling Cheysuli.....here are the resolutions I think you should do in the coming year!

1. I know we've been having a nice little thing on the side but I think its time you and I got serious. You really should have a partner to snuggle you during the rough road to your election. I am that perfect boy cat! I think you should resolve to announce that I am your man cat. I promise to be by your side for all of the trials and tribulations ahead. I give great paw massages and I'm always up for some play time, especially if it involves a wand toy. Plus, I survived two life threatening illnesses so that can certainly help with some sympathy votes (not that you need them!). Oh, and my personal record is spotless, I was neutered at an early age!

2. You must allow yourself to be caught by the paparazzi every now and then. I mean, the adoring public need to see you so much that they can't get your gorgeous blue eyes out of my mind. Oops! I meant the public's mind, not mine!

3. You should come take a vacation to New Jersey to visit me. It would be fabulous to get away and visiting the East Coast can't hurt your campaign. We have beautiful....well, it really can be nice here and we are very centrally located. Yes, I realize this is quite selfish for me but I'm a selfish cat. There I said it. I'm a selfish cat and I just want to be adored by you! (No I'm not a stalker! Well....I do stalk and pounce but that's it, I promise!)

And those are the very selfish resolutions I think Cheysuli should have. What can I say? I'm a meezer!

5 comments:

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Doesn't sound selfish or stalker-like at all, Latte. It just sounds like you have your priorities straight.
DMM

Gemini said...

Oh Cheysuli says that your resolutions are furry easy! She likes them!

Anonymous said...

those are EXCELLENT!

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Those are great resolutions!

tiggerprr said...

Those are wonderful resolutions! :)