7.24.2007

The Temptations Underground Fortress

22:00 Hours: Time to inspect the hypothosized Temptations Lair. I decided to sneak out the front door and take some pictures of where the hidden stockpile must be. Once outside the front door I was sure to slink low to the ground since it was late and dark outside. I went to the curb and found these! They are obviously patches in the street where the Temptations are hidden.


I tried to dig around but I think these are permanently sealed and only the humans can open them. I've never seen Meowmy out there...oh wait, yes I have! She goes out there "weeding" sometimes! Do you think that is a human talk for something sketchy having to do with hiding Temptations?

Trying to further understand the conspiracy I came across this circle thing in our driveway. I sniffed it and it did NOT smell good. It smelled like a stinky human litterbox thing. I conclude this is either NOT how you get to the Temptations stockplie OR a very clever human tactic to keep us unaware of the treasures right outside our front doors!



But then a car came so I had to scamper back inside. I'll keep checking this stuff out and keep you updated. If the stockpile of Temptations is right outside my front door....well....I don't even know all of the implications!

14 comments:

Dragonheart said...

Very intriguing, Latte! Thank you for investigating this. I know you will get to the bottom of it!

The Meezer Gang said...

Gosh, I HOPE it's a stockpile of Temptations!!!

Cheysuli said...

Darned wedding. At least I could have answered a couple of these right but the Woman is so busy with other stuff! Darn her!

At any rate, you be cafeful Latte! Particularly if cars are involved. I would hate to have harm come to you!

The Meezers said...

well, if those is sealed up, there HAS to be an unsealed part so that they can add more to the stockpile, right? maybe it's in the yard unner some flowers or somefing.

Caesar and Princess said...

Hmmm, I believe you are on the right track. Keep up the good work.
Be careful!!!!!!!


Purrs, Prinnie

Daisy said...

Good investigating, Latte! I hope you find the Temptations mother-lode. Then you would be very rich.

Tara said...

Wow, good work Latte! They are obviously hiding something!
Tara

Anni said...

You are a very good decective, latte!

Chairman Mao said...

Wowie, Latte! I hope you find a stockpile of Temptayshuns! I was lookin' around in the bathtub the othur day, thinkin' a stockpile of Temptayshuns might be there. I efun looked under the bathie mat!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Tyler said...

Best of luck Latte! If you find them in your home town maybe we all have them hidden somewhere around us.

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

wow - so many discoveries! I think I should call you Detective from now on!

~Donny

Junior said...

Great investigating! If you have a stockpile of Temptations I am coming over to visit ALOT!!!!!

Pet's are 4 Life said...

If you find the stockpile, share with all of us...cause momma keeps our temptations in a drawer...and only lets us have a few each day. We demand unlimited access to the temptations!!!

~Napoleon & Hunter~

Skeezix the Cat said...

I'm betting thare hiddin by ware the stinky rownd thing is... they have to disgize the smell so we won't suspekt a thing! Maybey yoo shood put on a gas mask and try to pry the circle thing off --- or maybey yoo don't even NEED a gas mask if yer used to Kaze's stinkey F-A-R-T-S.