11.08.2007

Snap here.

Hi everyone, Snap asked if she could use my blog today and I said sure. The only interesting that happend to me was Meowmy SLAMED into my head on the stairs last night. It hurted. But I'm OK. Here's Snap!

(sound of munching hay)
First of all I think I should have at least one day a week where I get to blog. After all, I'm the biggest one in this family and I've never even met these cats that let me share their blogs. In my eyes I'm the most important creature for the Mom.

So the Mom came out to ride me last night and got all of my stuff on including my brand new custom saddle. Hehe, that was fun to make her spend the green papers on my back. Anyway, she got that stuff on me and then put the bit in my mouth. OOOOWWWWIIIIIEEEEEE NO!!! I threw my head back and wouldn't open my mouth. It hurt. She shoved the bit in (I don't know why she never listens the first time) and then I wouldn't let her take it out. I didn't want to move my mouth at all it hurt so badly.

Then the talkative crazy lady came over and grabbed my tongue. Right out of my mouth! She shoved her hand in my mouth and felt all around and it was ouchy so I accidentally had to bite her. I have BIG teeth. She didn't think anything was wrong but boy she can TALK. Eventually she left.

Then the Mom touched my cheeks and found that one side was swollen and my lips were really puckered on the one corner. She put me in my stall and stood there with me. I was in a lot of pain so I didn't want to eat any hay. In fact I pawed at it and turned in circles and banged my head on the wall. I kept walking over to the Mom telling her things were NOT OK and she eventually freaked out enough. She called the Caretaker (who was at home) and just about called the VET (BIG green papers for emergency horse calls). Luckily she called the Dad and he talked to her for a while while I started to finally eat my hay. And poop. I should mention that humans have an obsession with equine poop. But that's a topic for another day....

Anyhow, the Mom spent 1.5 hours just staring at me. She finally found a hard lump at the corner of my mouth that was getting bigger. And bigger. She tried to put an ice pack on my face!! The horrors! I mean, I can't even handle her touching me (unless its a kiss, I can always take kisses...I loff them) so how was she going to put ice on my face?? So that didn't work.

I'm half expecting her to come back in the middle of the night. I'm sure the Caretaker Woman is going to poke and prod and probably take my temperature (also up my booty but its the same size as a cat thermometer so I don't really feel it). Its all very odd apparently. But that's me. I'm odd. And sensitive. Hence the reason Latte let me borrow his blog.

16 comments:

Henry Helton said...

Neighs and winnies to you, Snap.

Cheysuli said...

Snap, I hope that this thing is a nothing thing and that this is just an uproar for nothing. I hope there is nothing really wrong with you.

Sensitivity is nothing to be ashamed of! I say use it.

Parker said...

Snap, I really hope your mouth is OK!

Ramses said...

Oh cool, I've never met a horse before! The boy and Mummy like them and have shown me pictures, but this is the firstest time I've ever spoken to a real live horse! :) I sure hope your mouth gets better soon, I guess you don't have to go to the VET in a PTU when you're that big, but any sort of VET visit can be scary fur sure! Hope you're feelin' better soon...

Purrs,
Isis

Daisy said...

Snap! I was just wondering about you today! I am glad to hear from you, but I am sorry that your mouth is hurty. I hope it feels better soon.

Caesar and Princess said...

We hope your mouth gets better snap.
We are glad that you shared this experience with us.
We Love you!!!

The Meezers said...

Latte is you shur your head is ok? why did she slam your head on the stairs?

Snap, oh honey, we hope your mouf feels better furry soon!

Junior said...

Latte, I hope you gave the full guilt trip to your Meowm and she gave you lots of loves and Temptations for hurting your head.

Snap, I am so sorry you have a sore mouth. I hope that the beans can figure out what the problem is and get you fixed right up!

Black Cat said...

Crumbs, hurties all round. Hope you don't have a headache Latte and Snap, hope your mouth gets better soon - perhaps you have a tooth abscess or something, but let's hope not:) xxx

Queen Snickers said...

Poor Snaps me hopes yous feelz betters. Me no talks to horsy before so me purrrr for yous anyways.

Empress

The Furry Fighter said...

hiya snap - i hope your mouth gets better very soon and that it just a nothing and not a scary thing - love stormie xxx

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Wow! We've never met a talking horsie before - or any horsie for that matter. Nice to meet you, Snap. We hope that your mouth gets better very soon. Its not nice to hurt!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hi Snap, we hope yer mouf feels better now. Mum sez don't worry, the talkative lady wuz only seeing if yoo had sharp points on yer teefs, but we wouldn't want our tungs pulled out of our moufs. Mebbe a hot as yoo can stand it flannel on the sore place will feel better than ice, speshully if yoo haf an abcess.Feel better soon.
pee-ess Fanks furr voting furr us.

Derby said...

Purrs to you snap. Hope you mouth feels better soon.

The Fluffy Tribe said...

oh we hopes yer mouth is betters and yer bite is not goin to get more swollen, Snap. ~The Fluffy Tribe

Skeezy said...

Yikes! I hope yoo feel better soon, Snap!!!!