Liberation time

According to the Chip Man its time for me to be "more snuggly". This is bad...very very bad. You know what this means? It means that any time someone walks past me I get picked up. Then I get hugged, and worse- I get kissed! No matter how much I scream out in absolute agony they keep on doing it. In fact, they trade me back and forth and actually laugh at me. I feel that this is a very clear instance of cat abuse and I think I should call my local Union Rep. Do we have a union? In any case I think I should sue for me emancipation so I can get the heck out of Dodge.

And no it doesn't matter to me that both Kaze & Chase like hugs and kisses- they're just plain crazy. In fact I think the humans are putting something in the water (hence the reason I drink from the faucet).

What's that...you have bacon? Well OK, I guess I can look cute and let you touch me for a minute. Oh, and you have the Zoom Groom? I suppose I could relax and purr for a nice back scratching.

They TORTURE me I tell you. Maybe Jack Bauer can bust me out?