5.25.2007

Liberation time

According to the Chip Man its time for me to be "more snuggly". This is bad...very very bad. You know what this means? It means that any time someone walks past me I get picked up. Then I get hugged, and worse- I get kissed! No matter how much I scream out in absolute agony they keep on doing it. In fact, they trade me back and forth and actually laugh at me. I feel that this is a very clear instance of cat abuse and I think I should call my local Union Rep. Do we have a union? In any case I think I should sue for me emancipation so I can get the heck out of Dodge.

And no it doesn't matter to me that both Kaze & Chase like hugs and kisses- they're just plain crazy. In fact I think the humans are putting something in the water (hence the reason I drink from the faucet).

What's that...you have bacon? Well OK, I guess I can look cute and let you touch me for a minute. Oh, and you have the Zoom Groom? I suppose I could relax and purr for a nice back scratching.

They TORTURE me I tell you. Maybe Jack Bauer can bust me out?

14 comments:

The Meezers said...

you is smart to not drink the water that Chase and Kaze drink- there may be somefing wrong wif it.

Cheysuli said...

Latte--that's horrible that your humans are torturing you! I have been threatened with that but I think if you stick to your guns, eventually they'll calm down and stop it.

Until, then why don't you come visit?

Kim and Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

Oh well, what's a cat to do. Just go with it buddy. Who knows, maybe they'll get bored with their little game if it seems like you like it. Have a great weekend!

Daisy said...

Many many hugs and kisses? Poor Latte! That sounds just dreadful. ;)

Parker said...

THE TORTURE! I'm so sorry for you, especially that bacon part. Maybe you should send it to me just to be safe...

Tara said...

What is it with men? My Dad said the same thing a few weeks ago, and went on a campaign of putting me on his lap whenever he could. I hated it!

But then both Mom and Dad ignored me for a day, and now I do go asking to be picked up and snuggled more often.

Tara

Mao said...

I'm with ya, bro'. Win I git kist, or even have a kiss blowed at me, I WINCE! It's vary undignifide.

Caesar and Princess said...

WE do not enjoy being force-petted either.

Have a happy week-end

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

I'll send you a furball since I've got extras. Everytime you see a bean coming at you, pull out the furball and shove it directly in line between you and the bean. It seems to work everytime to deflect their attention.

Marie the Defender said...

oh dearest! I believe you when you say they torture you when they pick you up. I hate being picked up myself...so I loudly protest while being held in their arms.

I don't want their cooing, or their "good girl!", or their "it's ok". On the other hand, I could be persuaded to do almost anything for a treat.....

Artsy Catsy said...

Latte, I have taken the libery of reporting your humans to the ASPCM (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Meezers.) They will soon investigate this incident of torture, and you will no longer be subjected to these GuantanaMeezermo Bay conditions.

But personally, my human can torture me with hugs & kisses any time she wants! Guess I'm just a masochist.

Rocky

Willow said...

Oh, that is torture! I don't like to be picked up at all and my Food Lady also hugs and kisses me when she picks me up. I feel for you!

yao-lin said...

Hi guys, I just tagged you for a confessions meme - apologies if you have already been tagged xxxx

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Oh, poor Latte! I sympathize completely. My woman insists on picking me up sometimes, even though I holler and growl and hiss. I get very, very stiff, too. Some cats are just NOT for picking up and that's all there is to it. Maybe I'll say something to Chase about it; Victor runs up and bugs Mom when she picks me up. Like he's watching a show. Purrs!