I heard it through the grapevine...

So I hear Kaze's talking tough stuff? Well she can talk all she wants, its actions that are reality. She might get the first hit but I always win. I raise a paw, flick my tail, and HUFF really loudly. Then she knows its coming.

I'm being the good one for once

I know I'm usually the one who does "bad" things around here but last night Kaze outdid herself. Usually I love to watch her do her evil little thefts but last night I got bored. So bored in fact I told on her. I'm a bit ashamed that I told that she was playing with trash but I was bored. She kept munching on the thing and it was dull and it didn't make sense to me that she was so obsessed with it. When Meowmy came upstairs I meezed in the direction of Kaze so that Meowmy knew where to find her. Meowmy however did not find the trash bit so I had to go downstairs and yell at her to come back up. Finally the Chip Man found it. Then I snuggled in Meowmy's lap and purred because I'm a good cat.

I feel like there is a rat on my back....

How am I supposed to blog with this on my back? I mean, sure I like to snuggle with Kaze but I take my blogging time very seriously. Kaze usually gets to go first so then she gets bored and looks over my shoulder. Then she gets really bored and falls asleep. How am I supposed to lift my paws? Ugh.

In terrifying news: The Chip Man was attacked by vishus deer! I'm not kidding at all. He was in the woods and he said there was a HUGE heard (like 30-40) and they wouldn't move even though he was on his bike. One of the big deer HISSED at him!! Can you believe it? Another was 3 feet away, looked up, and went back to eating. He got closer and it gave him a dirty look! I am SO terrified that there are VISHUS DEER close to home. I mean, if they are going after the Chip Man....I don't want to stroll down there!!

Does this look fair to you?

(This was last week when Kaze went in for her shots because on Saturday they made her go alone.)

There is something wrong with this picture. That something wrong is that I'm in the PTU WITH Kaze. Does it make sense that I have to go to the VET with her? Sure everyone was happy to see me and Dr. Ian said I'm welcome to come for a visit anytime I want. Except I didn't want to go for a visit. Whenever I go for a visit that means I get poked and proded and then kissed and told how cute I am. Of COURSE I'm cute, I don't need a professional opinion on that one.

Kaze is such a terror to be in a PTU with. She screams and screams and yells and merfs all over the place. But still, I'd rather be with her knowing she's OK. I really do get upset when I can't find her. She needs me to look out for her and take care of her.

Meezer Monday

I noticed from my meme answers a few of you didn't realize how much I love my sisfur Kaze. I adore her, truly. She went to the VET's office alone on Saturday and I sat by the window and HOWLED until she got home. I howl if I can't find her at night. If she's around I love to just be near her and snuggle with her. I enjoy sleeping on top of her while she's snuggling with the Lap Lady because I love Zippy so much. We all call her Zippy because she zips around the house. She's REALLY snuggly and really fun to play with. She is my favorite creature in the house and probably the whole world (aside from Cheysuli of course!).

Kaze came to live here to be my playmate and I can't imagine life without her. Of course I look up to Chase and rub on him like he is a table to put my stink on him but Kaze is just such a brilliant light in our house that its hard to not just want to be around her. So there you go, I may complain about her but I'm oh so glad she is my sisfur. (Today is her 1 year blogoversary!)

Don't forget he blogging contest moves to my blog as of tomorrow! Everything starts new with questions about me!!!! So don't forget to play!

Whack Down Wordless Wednesday

Comparisons

Look at how different we are yet as of Monday we weight the same amount! Strange isn't it? I guess that's why Kaze had to go to the VET about her weight. I'm good though!

Thank you Tara!

Tara (my adopted daughter) sent me a package this week! Inside were squillions of cans of Merrick stinky goodness which she decided she didn't like. I do!! I love them! But the best thing inside the package was one of her toys. It was her favorite toy and it smelled like her. I really like it a lot and I kept trying to carry it away and hide it for later but it kept bouncing away....Thank you Tara!!! While we are all enjoying the food (which thank goodness you sent us different varieties because Kaze is actually eating them!!!!) I am enjoying your toy. Sigh...it makes me think of you and purr.

Tummy Tuesday!

Yeah sure....Kaze's loosing weight. That's why she attacking me constantly..... I mean, look at her claws digging into my tummy! My tummy is soft and tender and she's just clawing away at it. Meowmy says I need to be nice to her because she's loosing weight. So now she gets extra stinky goodness and even baby food! I mean, baby food? How fair is that? Not very!!!

Meezer Monday

I'd like to say Kaze is giving me a hug here but I think you all know the truth. I shouldn't be showing Kaze on Meezer Monday because she is not a meezer. There are certainly meezers who are her color but she is an Oriental Shorthair which is a completely different breed. Her mom was black and her dad was a tabby! Of course they both had large ears and were freakishly long and skinny. Orientals were bred from meezers and other cats to get interesting coat colors. There are so many Ori colors! Basically, take any coat color you want and put frootbat ears on it.

Enough about Kaze! I am a meezer through and through! Speaking of meezers, my Cousin Zao is visiting us from Thailand Kaze brought him here on Friday and he seems to be hanging out with her a lot. I've been told that if the authorities call to tell them that I know nothing. That's cool because I'm a bit confused much of the time.

Oh, we will all be around today but for the rest of the week our posting may be spotty. We'll try to keep up with everyone but Meowmy and the Chip Man will be working at a booth in Atlantic City so they won't be near a computer at all. We'll be back to normal next Meezer Monday!

Snugglin'

I was snugglin' with Meowmy last night while we were watching TV. Usually I hate to be near a person that could touch me or kiss me or pick me up but last night I was feeling snuggly. So I jumped up in her lap and started playing with the touch pad. It annoyed her a bit because I started changing the pages around on her. Of course Kaze jumped up and had to snuggle with us too. She pinned Meowmy's arm down so she couldn't even type. It was nice for a while, we were all just peaceful and loving and it was a very "Zen Moment". Of course I had to leave eventually and play with my red ribbon so I got up and started playing around a bit. Then of course Kaze left and stole my ribbon. What exactly does she not understand about personal space? She's such a little brat and she thinks whatever I'm doing she can do. Of course, she almost leapt into the toilet when Meowmy got up.....sadly Meowmy slammed the lid shut. That would have been hilarious!!!! Sadly Meowmy interfered and saved her.

Cricket Cat....ATTACK!!

Sometimes Meowmy calls me her "cricket cat" because I can leap straight up in the air and go really really high. I only do it if I'm about to pounce on another cat so it takes a lot of concentration and the right elements. Last night Meowmy was reading (again). That interferes with Kaze & I getting snuggled for the night so after my usual 2 attempts to nicely suggest Meowmy PUT THE BOOK DOWN!! I decided to just play until she was done. I crouched in the pile of her shoes (um...closet anyone?), set my sights on Kaze, wiggled my butt....waited...wiggled my butt some more, got my eyes wide, my ears flat, and then.....I LEAPT!! I jumped so high that I litterally cleared the bed and Meowmy couldn't believe what she saw. She says I have very good form and I tuck my front legs really nicely so that if I was a horsey I'd win lots of ribbons.

Later I lay on top of Kaze and annoyed her some more. She doesn't like when I sit like a brick on her head so she can't breath. I won! By the time we got kicked out of the snuggle room I had made my way to the middle of the bed and right in front of Meowmy. I'm winning the war my friends!

Meowmy is going crazy

She claims its sleep deprivation but I don't know...this is just not like her!

About 6am I was snuggling on top of the covers by her head. Kaze was under the covers, between Meowmy's body and me. This however, was not what Meowmy thought was happening.

She woke up and thought that the dead weight on top of the covers (*hey!) was Kaze. Being that it was around 6 she decided that "Kaze" should just get down and go away for the rest of the morning. After she pushed me down (remember she thinks I'm Kaze- how, I don't know!) she noticed a lump on her side still. In her sleepy state she heard the lump snuffling and decided it was me snuggling under the covers with her. That brought a smile to her face and she decided to just let "me" stay. Five minutes later a frootbat head poked out from under the covers! Meowmy was completely surprised. I was watching from the top of her dresser where I was making noises pushing stuff around so that she'd realized she pushed me off instead of Kaze.

Kaze wanted to get out so Meowmy was thankful she could get some more sleep since she's been up late (there is a huge debate right now about the new ginormous TV, if its "dark detailer" is not good enough and they should upgrade. I heard "detailer" and I'm scared the ginormous TV is trying to eat cat tails!! Thank goodness it is in the cat free room.)

Guess what happened next?? Kaze started yacking in the snuggle room. First of all, Kaze & I NEVER yack, that is a job for Chase. Secondly, there was no way the rug was going to be spared. Meowmy jumped up and tried to get Kaze to the bathroom but to no avail. She ended up helping Kaze spray the yack-stuff all over the carpet. I was sitting between the Chip Man's legs laughing to myself. Then Meowmy spent 15 minutes cleaning up the yack.

Oh, AND she was telling the Chip Man about the horrible dreams she had about tornados hitting our house, and saving the kitties, and looters (who were teenage girls), and people stealing our generator, etc. Tornados to Meowmy are like vacuums to Chase- they terrify her. Hahaha!!! That will teach her to think I'm Kaze in the future!

Snuggle Wars

I officially call a snuggle war against Kaze.

I've drawn my battle lines and I'm not budging. I get to the snuggle spot first and I am less obtrusive to Meowmy therefore I should stay. I will continue to hold my ground and not let her burrow underneath me. I may be smaller than her but my will is stronger! She can purr all she wants to Meowmy but all its going to do is wake her up and then she kicks both of us out of the room.

Beware Kaze! I will not budge, and you shall not win! (insert evil laugh) That is of course until she wants to touch me....then I'll leave and Kaze can have the spot. BUT, until then, the snuggle spot is all mine!

Look! A box! Meowmy was "cleaning" again and she found this box that I immediately claimed as my own. I love boxes, they're so much fun to play with. Of course dopey always comes along and does something stupid. Like this...Meowmy was playing on the side of the box and Kaze got freaked out. Look at her stupid tail!!!

She is such a scaredy cat. I mean, she was terrified of the tree and now a box? A box? One that I was in and playing with? Hahaha!