Ahhh! Tigger attack!

You want to know what I did to attract this treatment? I rubbed on his chin in a loving fashion. Sure I bought into the whole playing thing but if you biggify I think he bit my ear off!!! Chase and I don't rough-house as much as we did when I was a kitten. We both usually choose to play with Kaze in that way. I'm pretty aware that I can't take Chase down. He's gentle with me though but not with Kaze.

I know I haven't updated on Meowmy lately but its because there wasn't much to tell. All of her tests came back negative which I guess is a good thing so pretty much all the doctor can say is that she had one NASTY virus. It seems to have been going away and Meowmy ate real bean food yesterday! She was so happy. She had a hot-chocolate and her co-workers thought she was crazy when she was so happy to have it.

Meowmy I am very mad at you.

You kicked me in the mouf. I do not care if it was on purpose or not. You kicked my cute little brown nose and it hurted me. Yes I gave you the HOW DARE YOU?!!! look. You do realize that you could have permanently messed up my cute snout and then Chey would have gotted her "friends" to come teach you a lesson.

Yes I walked on your face and scratched it. You deserved it. So there.

Oh, and those presents you wrapped for our secret paws? Yes we need to investinigate to the point of chewing on the Temptations bag. Our friend will much prefer that we properly investigated even if we break the box.

Trouble Tuesday

Meowmy is in T R O U B L E. I'm done being Mr. Nice Meezer, the bitey is coming out. I have a list of demands and she WILL obey me. Or I'm shipping her out to Yao-lin for training.

1. You WILL feed me wet food, not just Kaze. If you do not, I am taking her food.

2. You WILL UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES slack on Meezer Monday on Simply Siamese again. Ever. I don't care that you were "stuck in a doctor's office all morning" or that you had "work" to do at work, this is my most important day of the week and you make me look bad when you do not help me. There will be bities. Big ones.

3. EXCUSE ME. I mean, not helping me with Meezer Monday is bad, but not letting me visit my friends yesterday? So wrong. So. Very. Wrong.

I am witholding ALL snuggling until these three things are rectified. I will snuggle with everyone but you. I will purr until you come near and then I will stop. I will even get Kaze to not snuggle with you. I know you think that is impossible but she's just as mad about not visiting friends.


To my friends, I am VERY sorry for my Meowmy' slacking performance. She'll be better OR ELSE.