Meezer Rules Wednesday

You can patrol your neighborhood even from inside your house. When the windows are open you must be very diligent to not let anything go past your meezer senses. This can be very exhausting so you might want to nap a bit before the windows are opened.

Meezer Rules Wednesday

Monopolize all play time and toys.  This serves two purposes.  First of all you'll have fun.  Secondly, you'll make your sisfur mad and then she will scream and cry all day long and annoy the humans to play.  Its a great circle that you can't ever be blamed for!

Meezer Rules Wednesday

After spending a night partying hard by hitting the nip, treats, playing thundering herd of elephants, as well as whap the stuff on the night stand its best to avoid pictures.  They are rarely flattering- even for a cute little meezer like me.  

Meezer Rules Wednesdsay

When your Meowmy is away....the meezers will play!  Or rearrange at least.  Hehehe.....

Wordless Whisker Meezer Rules Wednesday

Meezer Rule:  The best way to punish your humans is to show her how much she bores you.

Meowmy did better with visiting blogs yesterday so I think we're on an up swing.  Oh, and I did actually fling poop on the floor.  It was Chase's poo but I flung the dung.

Meezer Rules Wednesday

Sometimes its good to stand up to your Big Brother. Even if you know he's going to kick your cute little furry butt into next week.

Meezer Rule Wednesday

When your Meowmy doesn't notice until 2pm in the afternoon that she neglected to post YOUR toesday picture the night before be sure to show her what you really think.  I mean really, if she was going to forget someone's post why not Chase??  He doesn't even like her.  I'm so meezed-off I'm huffing.  

Oh, and there was something interesting on the ceiling so I had the Toy Man help me check it out.  It wasn't very interesting but I thought it might have been a bug.  It wasn't.  

Double Meezer Rules Wednesday

#1- When the DP Blogger strikes, find other ways to upload pictures like through Photobucket. Which would work except it also can be known as DP Photobucket as it likes to pretend its uploading your files for 20 minutes but not work, oh but sometimes it does work. This, it be frustrating!  Result:  Use Webshots!!!!
On to my main rule...when you Meowmy is away at work a lot so she's handing out extra love- make sure she gives YOU lots of kisses to make your sisfur jealous.

Meezer Rules Wednesday

When your Meowmy is trying to take "interesting" pictures of you try to get in some "interesting" lighting. This serves to frustrate the human who spends 30 minutes trying to the perfect shot. Hehe....

Meezer Rules Wednesday

Take time to appreciate the simple joys of life.

Meezer Rules Wednesday

Blending is a skill that should be learned over time. You must try different materials and see what works with your fur scheme. Here I am using a tan plastic bag to shield my existence to the legs that will soon pass by me. Before this photo was taken I was completely hidden under the bag (hence the reason Meowmy actually went down the stairs and back up with the camera in her PJ's). Be stealthy my friends!

Meezer Rules Monday

In all things in life make sure you investigate all of your options thoroughly!!
Last Tuesday was Super Tuesday and my Meowmy made sure she went to vote. I made sure I studied all of her options. I was shocked that I did not see my wife Cheysuli's name on the sample ballot! I told my Meowmy to "write her in" but I'm not sure she complied. I sure hope so!

Meezer Rules Wednesday

When the toy/treat closet mysteriously opens in the middle of the night make sure you are there to grab a brand new bag of Dairy Temptations and gnaw holes in the bag so you can eat ALL of the contents yourself. Mmmmm!

Meezer Rules Wednesday

Hunt bed monsters very carefully as they can be very tricky! Whatever you do DO NOT BLINK.

Meezer Rules Wednesday

Make sure your humans decorate your house to match you. This blanket was a lovely choice as it has cream/brown/AND blue on the underside. It is meezer approved. Having like colors makes it easier for you to be hidden when hunting toys, humans, or other cats. Blending into your surroundings is very useful.

Meezer Rules Wednesday

Always show illness at the first possible moment. This will assure that you get the most attention and you will feel better faster.

Also, if your Meowmy is sick watch her like a hawk and don't leave her side. Oh, and whatever you do, the abdomen walk is highly frowned upon as it causes Meowmy's to scream out in pain.

Meowmy has to get a CAT scan today. I'm a bit upset about this since I scan her all of the time, what can an outside cat do? Is she going to bring this other CAT home? The CAT better take good care of her and not walk on her belly or she'll get mad.

I want to send out another thank you to everyone for all of their purrs and kindness. I love our family of cat bloggers! I would like to send each and every one of you and your beans a purr from me!

Meezer Rules Wednesday

Never ever admit defeat. Just because Kaze got the lap this time doesn't mean I won't be back with a serious plan to make me look innocent and her look guilty.

Meezer Rules Wednesday

When wrestling with your siblings dig ALL of your pointy parts into your opponent. This assures that you will win. The Meezer always wins. Or gets even.

Meezer Rules Wednesday

Biggify for Detail

Since I missed Tattle Tail Tuesday I'm going to bring a bit of that spirit over into Meezer Rules Wednesday.

When your humans are so lazy that they wait until December 23rd to get a tree and decorate it; be sure to snoopervise. The inspection of lights is important so that your humans don't put them on the tree and then realized that there is a light out.

Secret Paws & Meezer Rule

Meezer Rule: When a package arrives go right for the goodies and leave the card to either your siblings or your beans. Your attention must be fully focused on the goodies!

Ahem, I'd say I'm a good cat and always read the card except as you can see there are more important things that require my attention. Like these NIP CANDY CANES!!! These things are just about the bestest things I've ever played with.Would you look at this spread?? The McKitten-Cats went all out! I couldn't even fit all of the goodies into one shot! And look, a candy cane of horse goodies! Snap is going to love that (especially since she's COVERED in mud on both sides right now).
There were fun balls and toys and wands and nip and treats and *deep breath* and all sorts of great stuff!! The humans even got peanut butter fudge! I am pacing myself and decided to just concentrate on the nip canes.
Thank you thank you thank you!!!! This was our first Secret Paws and we had so much fun giving and receiving! I'll have to post some more pictures later because there are just too many to share in one post!