Bye Bye Friends

 Dear Friends all across the world,

I don’t know why my soul mate friend is so sad today, but I feel some pains in me.  I don’t know why everyone is so sad, and certainly no clue why the dog is sniffing me!

The lap lady stuck another needle in my back, but it makes me feel a little better.  My friend has been crying so many times, she’s also finishing a chapter book she wrote about me called “Latte and Kaze.”

We are going to have a sea and cat themed party, the best party ever!  The little girl has been planning this for my 19th birthday, but we are doing it today.  Someone even game me a squishy jellyfish I can snuggle.

Later the whole family will take me over to see Dr. Meg, and she’s going to make all of the pain go away forever.  That sounds nice, especially since they will all be with me.  I can’t wait to see Kaze and Chase!

I get to have as many naps as I want today, I’m liking this jellyfish stuffy as a pillow!  Everyone is wearing lais in their pants so they have tails.  I get to have my favorite baby food later too!

I’m not scared, I’ve lived a long and special life I’ve shared with my loving family.  I’ll always be with them.

Love,

Latte the Cat

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz 

P.S. I’ve had a wonderful day everything has gone my way.  I got delicious food- including baby food!  I even let out a loud rumble purr, something I haven’t done for a very long time.  I’m really tired now, it’s time for me to go to sleep.  I’ve loved you all and hope I brought some joy into your lives.

Party Time

Hello friends across the world.  I’ve been gone for far too long.  The lap lady has stuck with me but I’ve lost all of my beloved feline friends, Kaze and Chase.  But, I gained a best soul mate for life- a little girl!  She loves me and I love her so very very much that this next bit is truly the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.

Tomorrow the little girl is throwing me the biggest cat party ever!!!  I get all the foods I want, I get to go outside, she made me decorations- I’ve never felt so loved.  Nor will I ever again, you see, the lap lady tells me tomorrow I will get to join Kaze and Chase at the rainbow bridge.  And my Gamma too.  I’m a little nervcited because I don’t know what’s gonna happen, but I know I’m ready for it.

I think I’m the last of the original blogging cats and that honor is truly humbling to me.  We were an amazing group of cats with humans (usually) and I’m so glad I will live imortally here.  Love your cats, humans, and especially cat loving humans!

-Latte

Farewell Friday

Well not really farewell because I'll be posting over here at our family blog The Cats P. But for my solo career, this is it. Do you think I'll be good at sharing? Um..no. I might be back here very soon, we'll have to see... Chase I can share with but Kaze? Thanks to all of my wonderful friends for making me so welcome in the blogosphere. I met my gorgeous wife Cheysuli and I even helped inspire Princess Tara to start blogging. Its been an amazing run. When I started blogging I didn't want to be touched at all ever. Now I snuggle all night long, hang out in laps, and LOVE to be brushed. Life is strage and takes many twists and turns.

Thirteen Things I will miss about having my own blog

5. It will be harder to blame things I do on Kaze or Chase.
6. I will get even less thanks for being the House Hunter.
7. As the husband of the future president this might create some interesting press coverage for my wife Cheysuli. I hope I don't reflect negatively.
8. Wait, you mean Meowmy loves Kaze and Chase too? I'm confused.... Does this mean I'm going to have to share Temptations, toys, and snuggling?

Chase started us off Kaze will finish

"Sweet Monkey Blood"

Meezer Rule: When you fight, mean it!

So you all know I'm the House Hunter. Well last night I took it to a level I didn't know possible- tasting human blood (or as the Toy Man calls it "sweet monkey blood"). We were playing with the butterfly toy that Dragonheart and Merlin sent us when I caught it fare and square. Now why would I let go? I wouldn't. So he tried to pry it from my vishus jaws when I chomped on his finger and made him bleed. I ran away so fast because obviously I had not meant to do this. He however laughed and thought it was hilarious that I was so serious about a toy.

Later, I bit Meowmy's toe that she just had surgery on a few months ago. Bit it, ran, and came back 5 minutes later with food crumbs on my chin. I'm so vishus!!!!

Twosome Tuesday

I can't believe I'm going to have to share a blog with Chase. I mean, look how much bigger than me he is!!! But I'm a meezer, I will just have to bust my way in.

It is freezing cold around here this week- its supposed to be late Spring and the heat is on. Its so cold I have to snuggle right up near my Meowmy at night. I even purr. I just hope it gets warmer soon so I can stop purring for her and she'll stop thinking I actually like to snuggle. That's just insane. I mean, at least the Toy Man knows I'm just a heat-seeking-meezile. I like to sit in his warm spots next to him but not because I want to be touched.

Don't forget my new home as of next Monday....The Cats P

Jump and Shout!

Latte shouts for Kimo & Sabi's contest!

Meezer Monday

Today is my last solo Meezer Monday post. Next week you will have to catch me over at Simply Siamese as the three of us are consolidating blogs to The Cats P. Due to this consolidation Chase is claiming Man Cat Mondays so I'm going to do my Meezer Monday posts on the Meezer blog. Its been a long run by myself but in the interests of continuing to blog, we've made this decision.

So DKM ROCKS!!! She sent me this GORGEOUS snuggle. Isn't it magnificent? It matches me so perfectly and I just sleep on it all of the time. That is after I finished off the home grown nip that was stashed inside. That lady sure knows her snuggles and her nip!!

Sleepy

I've been so sleep lately I actually make it through the whole night in the snuggle room! Oh, and yesterday, Meowmy picked me up, and I PURRED in her arms. That has never happend before. I guess I just really miss her.

P.S. Please visit Kaze's post

Meezer Rules Monday

Meezers get the first CHOMP!! Being destructive to toys is very important as it assures a fresh supply of non-destroyed toys in the future. Biggify to properly see my VISHUS fangickies!

Toesday

Do you think my paws are too tiny to be Man Cat paws? I know you all say I am a Man Cat but Chase still keeps telling me I'm too tiny and adorable to be a Man Cat.

Meezer Monday

Has anyone else noticed how dark I'm getting? Everyone who sees me says I'm getting to be really really dark. My chest is the only creamy area on me these days, mostly I'm rather dark-dark brown. I had more of the whole "Latte I'm going to eat you" comments this weekend. Why? Because I'm "so tasty looking". Isn't that the rudest thing you've ever heard?? My humans can be so useless.

Though my Meowmy did lots of talking on the talky box and when she does that she sits on the wood bench and I get to snuggle in her lap. Kaze tries to take lap space but its my special spot. Plus she's busy talking so she doesn't pay as much attention to me. I like minimal human involvement during snuggling.

Family Friday

If you think he'd let me snuggle in a sunspot you're quite wrong. He only lets me snuggle if he's already snuggled in the Millie Bed or on the human bed. Have a great weekend everyone!

Thankful Thursday

I'm very thankful for my sisfur Kaze. She is always there to be played with or to snuggle on top of. She lets me be in charge and doesn't mind at all. I love her lots and I'm just comfortable telling her everything- she really is my best friend. Plus, she's great to take the fall whenever I decide it might be fun to nibble on something.

Meezer Rules Wednesday

You can patrol your neighborhood even from inside your house. When the windows are open you must be very diligent to not let anything go past your meezer senses. This can be very exhausting so you might want to nap a bit before the windows are opened.

Toysday

Just try to take my toy. Go ahead, give it a go. This is the warning look I give when I get a nice chomp on a toy and am about to run away with it human attached or not.  Meowmy always laughs at me and says I'm "SOO freaking cute!"  This just adds to my plan because when she's laughing she's more likely to let go of the toy.  

Meezer Monday

Today is my 1 year wedding anniversary with my beautiful, smart, and world dominating, wife Cheysuli. I'm the luckiest little Man Cat in the world! I swept her away to Tahiti for the weekend. Huge mile long litterboxes....tons of flies to pounce on and no need for harnesses! Kaze kept calling which was annoying so it was nice to get away from her for a bit. It was such a wonderful time I really didn't want to come back home.

Sun Spots

I'm just dying for some sun here!  I'm so dying for some sun.  This weather is cold and miserable outside.  This weekend I'm going to sweep my wife Cheysuli away for a weekend in the sun in celebration of our 1 year anniversary of being married on Monday!  I'm going to fly out to pick her up and then we're headed to Tahiti!  She works so hard campaigning and she deserves a break!

The Zoom Groom routine

I really enjoy snuggling with my Meowmy at night and purring while she scritches my face and whisker humps.  Of course I'll only give her this treat if she gives me a really good Zoom Groom before bed.  I have to wait for her outside the human litterbox door after she gets all wet and smell-less.  (Side note- what is it with humans and not wanting to smell?  Makes no sense at all to me)

Then I romp down the hall to the sleeping room door which is closed because I Kaze steal silk flowers and tags from the trash can.  So I yell at the door and look her straight in the eye.  then she torments me with the "Latte!!  Meeze-meeze Laaahhhhtay!" thing that she thinks I like to hear.  So I amuse her and meeze.  And again she makes me because she likes cat torture.  

Once the door opens I run inside over to the grooming zone and have to meeze at least 5 times before she'll brush me.  She's so mean.  Then she brushes me while I drag myself by my front paws all over the room.  I purr nice and loud to keep her lazy human hands moving.  

When she's done I may reward her with some snuggling in the middle of the night.  Maybe.  But only if I can annoy Kaze by lying on her head at the same time.

Meezer Rules Wednesday

Monopolize all play time and toys.  This serves two purposes.  First of all you'll have fun.  Secondly, you'll make your sisfur mad and then she will scream and cry all day long and annoy the humans to play.  Its a great circle that you can't ever be blamed for!