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7.24.2007

The Temptations Underground Fortress

22:00 Hours: Time to inspect the hypothosized Temptations Lair. I decided to sneak out the front door and take some pictures of where the hidden stockpile must be. Once outside the front door I was sure to slink low to the ground since it was late and dark outside. I went to the curb and found these! They are obviously patches in the street where the Temptations are hidden.


I tried to dig around but I think these are permanently sealed and only the humans can open them. I've never seen Meowmy out there...oh wait, yes I have! She goes out there "weeding" sometimes! Do you think that is a human talk for something sketchy having to do with hiding Temptations?

Trying to further understand the conspiracy I came across this circle thing in our driveway. I sniffed it and it did NOT smell good. It smelled like a stinky human litterbox thing. I conclude this is either NOT how you get to the Temptations stockplie OR a very clever human tactic to keep us unaware of the treasures right outside our front doors!



But then a car came so I had to scamper back inside. I'll keep checking this stuff out and keep you updated. If the stockpile of Temptations is right outside my front door....well....I don't even know all of the implications!