Showing posts with label temptations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label temptations. Show all posts

10.30.2007

Temptation Bird



The Chip Man blew my mind last night. Just blew my mind. He combined the Whirly-Bird and Temptations into the most amazing toy. He tapped a temptation on the Whirly Bird! It would dispense a temptation if you caught the bird. It was....indescribable. I think it was the happiest play time of my life. He's a good guy. A good guy indeed.

7.24.2007

The Temptations Underground Fortress

22:00 Hours: Time to inspect the hypothosized Temptations Lair. I decided to sneak out the front door and take some pictures of where the hidden stockpile must be. Once outside the front door I was sure to slink low to the ground since it was late and dark outside. I went to the curb and found these! They are obviously patches in the street where the Temptations are hidden.


I tried to dig around but I think these are permanently sealed and only the humans can open them. I've never seen Meowmy out there...oh wait, yes I have! She goes out there "weeding" sometimes! Do you think that is a human talk for something sketchy having to do with hiding Temptations?

Trying to further understand the conspiracy I came across this circle thing in our driveway. I sniffed it and it did NOT smell good. It smelled like a stinky human litterbox thing. I conclude this is either NOT how you get to the Temptations stockplie OR a very clever human tactic to keep us unaware of the treasures right outside our front doors!



But then a car came so I had to scamper back inside. I'll keep checking this stuff out and keep you updated. If the stockpile of Temptations is right outside my front door....well....I don't even know all of the implications!

6.01.2007

Nice finger....



Nice Meowmy...put your paw in the shot. I just can't catch a break here can I? I mean, its hard enough to get a good picture of me and you have ruin it by putting your ugly human paw in the shot. I'm sick and tired of the flashy box in the first place so it serves you right to ruin a perfectly good picture.

Well I guess you could just use Photoshop.....but then I couldn't yell at you for being a stupid human, and that is more fun to me. Now if you give me some Temptations I may consider forgiving you. But probably not. Still...Temptations would be nice.