Secret Paws & Meezer Rule

Meezer Rule: When a package arrives go right for the goodies and leave the card to either your siblings or your beans. Your attention must be fully focused on the goodies!

Ahem, I'd say I'm a good cat and always read the card except as you can see there are more important things that require my attention. Like these NIP CANDY CANES!!! These things are just about the bestest things I've ever played with.Would you look at this spread?? The McKitten-Cats went all out! I couldn't even fit all of the goodies into one shot! And look, a candy cane of horse goodies! Snap is going to love that (especially since she's COVERED in mud on both sides right now).
There were fun balls and toys and wands and nip and treats and *deep breath* and all sorts of great stuff!! The humans even got peanut butter fudge! I am pacing myself and decided to just concentrate on the nip canes.
Thank you thank you thank you!!!! This was our first Secret Paws and we had so much fun giving and receiving! I'll have to post some more pictures later because there are just too many to share in one post!

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Well this one is a little bit of a "grey area". Here I am munching on wrapping paper. I'm not really sure how to blame this on Meowmy other than its her fault the presents aren't under a tree yet. Plus they've been here for weeks and I'm curious. So I guess she's tempting me and shouldn't yell at me.



(My Secret Paws pictures tomorrow!)

Many of my friends have been asking about how Meowmy's foot is doing. Its actually doing really well! She is having her sutures removed today which she is totally excited about. She is still in a surgical shoe because her foot is too swollen for any of her other shoes yet. But the best part is she isn't in much pain in fact its only a brief stabbing here and there.

Meezer Monday

I don't usually tuck my paws like this but its been chilly. In fact its been so chilly that I had to spend all of yesterday in some human's lap. First it was Meowmy because the Toy Man was using the Purple-Cat-Eater and I needed a nap so I lay down on her since I know she'll protect me. Then Meowmy was cooking so it was the Toy Man's lap.

Finally I was able to convince Meowmy that it was time to blog so I shoved my paws under the computer and suckled at the touch pad with my nose. I'm really trying to work the computer myself and I can seem to move the mouse thing and I am able to read my friends blogs all by myself. I just can't seem to type.


Sigh....I had to constantly avoid kisses and being eaten from my humans. They are always saying they want to eat me because I'm sugary and sweet. This annoys me. I am not tasty, Temptations are tasty.

I'm Dreaming of a Nippy Christmas

I'm dreaming of a nippy Christmas
Just like the ones I barely can recall
Where the treetops blinky,
and Kaze doesn't listen
To hear the Toy Men yell when she steals ornaments.

I'm dreaming of a nippy Christmas
With every Christmas ribbon I nibble
May your days be treat filled and snuggly
And may all your Christmases be nippy

I'm dreaming of a nippy Christmas
With every Christmas light I bat
May your days be trea filled and snuggly
And may all your Christmases be nippy

The Chip Man is no more.

I know you have all known the man in my house as the Chip Man but I can not call him that name any longer. I will now call him the Toy Man because he likes to play with me. I shall tell you the tale of how this has come to be.

One day this week when the Toy Man came home from work to see Meowmy at lunch he brought some chips. Thinking how much I love potato chips (hence why I called him the Chip Man) he decided to give me one. He picked a nice meezer-sized-morsel and came over to me placing the tidbit upon the carpet.

I sniffed. I sniffed so close that my nose touched the item which made me lick my nose. Oh the horror! I gagged! I gagged as hard as Meowmy on Sunday. My mouth was wide and my little body convulsed. I was repulsed by this chip. I looked up at the Toy Man horrified that he would try to poison me. You know what he did? He fell back on the couch and laughed so hard he almost choked. And laughed. And laughed.

So he is no longer the Chip Man. He is the Toy Man.

Meezer Rules Wednesday

When your Mom is stuck on the couch with her foot in the air its best to run around a lot and pretend that you are going to pounce on her toe. Yeah...that makes them happy.

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Today Meowmy is getting a tattle that she would really rather me not share. Yesterday she FINALLY bathed herself. Do you want to know how long she went? FOUR DAYS. She was so stinky it was hard to snuggle with her. She also looked like she was run over by a truck. I am really happy to report that she now smells clean and is not writing in pain from yakking or her foot throbbing out of control. I think we're on our way to getting our normal Meowmy back.

Thanks to everyone for their kind words for her (not that she deserved them, I mean, not watching our games and laughing? Actually *gasp* wishing she didn't have cats!!!- I'll just let her go on this due to the "narcotic"). I guess we're going to have to wait to repay her until she is more able- she's hobbling around with no regard for tails! We're supposed to be around more and she's trying to go to work on Wednesday.