Torture Tummy Tuesday

Mewomy has been decorating as I mentioned yesterday. Well one thing she got was a new lamp. Well I'm not so sure this was such a great idea because the Chip Man decided to play with us with the wrapping. He tied one end to me and another end to Chase. Well Chase just sat on the bed and glared at him but I tried to bite it off. I wrastled and wrestled and rolle all around. The humans laughed at me like crazy. I really hate humans sometimes...

Meezer Monday

Look! Meowmy bought a new bedspread for the Cat Room (aka Guest Room) and I give it my seal of approval. I like that it matches all of our fur (so it won't have to be constantly washed) and its soft and its a great leaping off surface for sibling wars. Meowmy said I have to wait to show you my fight tactics with Kaze because I'm the big fierce mighty hunter and I take her down lickity-split! She obviously has learned not to mess with me because I'm relentless.

In other news I've made it two whole nights in the Snuggle Room. Its true, no 3am tossing of the meeze for me. Kaze vacates the nice spot next to Meowmy and I snuggle there and purr. I've really decided to mellow out and now I cry for Meowmy to pet me in the morning. I don't know...I LOVE Chase and respect his position but I think I am on the rise for being in charge around here. That does not make Kaze happy at all.

Proverb Meme

Kaia and the Meezers tagged me!!

This is Kaia's proverb (which I find to be totally true!!)

The early cat gets the clean litter box.

MILES: He who stands on the human litterbox will soon be wet.

oh funny Miles. How about this one

SAMMY: snuggle and the world snuggles with you, whap and you get tossed out of the bedroom.

Hmm....

The highest jumper gets the whirly-bird.

A temptation a day keeps the meezer at bay.

If I don't get my temptations I get DEMANDING. Like in your face demanding. Last night I had to purr right in Meowmy's face at 3am to let her know I didn't have my temptation time yesterday. Somehow she didn't remember my proverb!

I tag....YOU!

I feel like there is a rat on my back....

How am I supposed to blog with this on my back? I mean, sure I like to snuggle with Kaze but I take my blogging time very seriously. Kaze usually gets to go first so then she gets bored and looks over my shoulder. Then she gets really bored and falls asleep. How am I supposed to lift my paws? Ugh.

In terrifying news: The Chip Man was attacked by vishus deer! I'm not kidding at all. He was in the woods and he said there was a HUGE heard (like 30-40) and they wouldn't move even though he was on his bike. One of the big deer HISSED at him!! Can you believe it? Another was 3 feet away, looked up, and went back to eating. He got closer and it gave him a dirty look! I am SO terrified that there are VISHUS DEER close to home. I mean, if they are going after the Chip Man....I don't want to stroll down there!!

One year blogoversary!!!!!

Hey everyone its been one year since I started to blog! I can't believe its been that long, it only feels like a few months. I'm so happy I started because honestly, if you only heard Kaze's stories you wouldn't have a very clear view of our lives.

My Meezer Rule for this Wednesday is: Celebrate all occasions great and small and demand attention from your humans.

The winners for my and Kaze's contests are as follows:

Kaze: Dragonheart was the clear winner! Congrats to him! His package is already flying in his direction. Kaze was so amazed at how much he knew about her and utterly flattered. She's always had a thing for him but don't tell Mao that!!

Latte: A tighter race and Dragonheart was at the top until the end but Tara came out with the win! She really knows me very well and I'm so thrilled to have her in my life as my adopted daughter!

Thanks to everyone who played along or even just checked out the questions and answers. We really just wanted to take a moment and remember the past year and everything that went into it. We're so happy to have so many new friends and especially all of the friends we've had from the start. Of course without Skeezix, we would never have started.

Question #7

And the final question is.....


The Chip Man finally got a new TV after returning it 3 times because it was broken. What feature of the new TV scares me?

That's it, the last question!
And Miss Tara, my adopted daughter answered this one correctly! The dark de-tailer sounds scary, doesn't it??? Doesn't seem like TV's should be so vishus!

The winner from Kaze's contest and mine will be announced tomorrow on my One Year Blogoversary!!! (The prize packages have been sent via the Man in Brown.)

The Temptations Underground Fortress

22:00 Hours: Time to inspect the hypothosized Temptations Lair. I decided to sneak out the front door and take some pictures of where the hidden stockpile must be. Once outside the front door I was sure to slink low to the ground since it was late and dark outside. I went to the curb and found these! They are obviously patches in the street where the Temptations are hidden.


I tried to dig around but I think these are permanently sealed and only the humans can open them. I've never seen Meowmy out there...oh wait, yes I have! She goes out there "weeding" sometimes! Do you think that is a human talk for something sketchy having to do with hiding Temptations?

Trying to further understand the conspiracy I came across this circle thing in our driveway. I sniffed it and it did NOT smell good. It smelled like a stinky human litterbox thing. I conclude this is either NOT how you get to the Temptations stockplie OR a very clever human tactic to keep us unaware of the treasures right outside our front doors!



But then a car came so I had to scamper back inside. I'll keep checking this stuff out and keep you updated. If the stockpile of Temptations is right outside my front door....well....I don't even know all of the implications!